humour – Kalidwen's little spankings

Happy Halloween!

October 31, 2026 KalidwenLeave a comment

Celebrations

January 1, 2026 Kalidwen3 Comments

Happy New Year to each an everyone of you!

Whether your 2025 was great or absolutely horrid, I hope you have a better 2026…

May all deserving bottoms get a sound spanking this year, and may you get all the hugs that you need.

Love you all,

Kalidwen

p.s.: sois sage

p.p.s.: tu l’as esquivée cette fois-ci, mais la prochaine… 😌

Trans Visibility Day

March 31, 2025 Kalidwen2 Comments

Happy Trans Visibility Day! You are loved, and you matter 😀 You also deserve a good spanking 😌

Side Effects

March 18, 2025 Kalidwen3 Comments

Experimenting with some more “narrative” pictures… Giantess, anyone? 🙂

Snakes

March 17, 2025 KalidwenLeave a comment

Well, we know he drove the snakes out of Ireland, but they don’t say what St Patrick did with them beforehand!

☘️Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir!☘️

IWD 2025

March 8, 2025 KalidwenLeave a comment

Happy International Women’s Day! May you get all that you deserve, and more besides 🙂

Despite the state of the world, I know that we can all keep pushing forward.

Love you all!

Celebrations

January 22, 2025 Kalidwen3 Comments

I think it’s important to celebrate you friends’ successes whenever they come! How you celebrate them is, of course, up to you 😉

While I know this is going to be a tough number of years for a lot of people, I hope that by supporting each other along the way you/we will get through it mostly in one piece. Lift each other up, build bridges, celebrate all the good in people, and never lose hope.

Love you all~

Asterisk

January 15, 2025 Kalidwen6 Comments

I don’t know if that is still Jeep’s tagline, but I always thought that that slogan needed a disclaimer ^^

I am available for all your advertising needs, of course!

Dungeons & Discipline

January 6, 2025 Kalidwen2 Comments

A well-spanked woman in a fantasy outfit sporting horns and pointy ears next to a poem that reads:

This Dungeon — a place built of danger and stone
Where treasure abounds and where legends are grown;
You thought yourself clever; you ached to be known:
First Rogue lass to ever lay ass on the Throne;

Alas, little bird, while you were not the first,
You’ll not be the last to succumb to the thirst:
The folly of gold in which I am well-versed,
For all that you want in this Dungeon is cursed;

So suffer the spanking and count yourself glad
For falling to me while so scantily-clad;
For I have this paddle for good girls gone bad;
‘Tis much better fate to be sore than go mad
A well-spanked woman in a fantasy outfit sporting horns and pointy ears next to a poem that reads:

This Dungeon — a place built of danger and stone
Where treasure abounds and where legends are grown;
You thought yourself clever; you ached to be known:
First Rogue lass to ever lay ass on the Throne;

Alas, little bird, while you were not the first,
You’ll not be the last to succumb to the thirst:
The folly of gold in which I am well-versed,
For all that you want in this Dungeon is cursed;

So suffer the spanking and count yourself glad
For falling to me while so scantily-clad;
For I have this paddle for good girls gone bad;
‘Tis much better fate to be sore than go mad

Just being a bit silly 😅

Happy New Year

January 1, 2025December 30, 2024 Kalidwen2 Comments

Well, another turn around the sun, hey?

Life has that wonderful way of going up and down, left and right, tipsy-turvying its merry way as we all pretty much make stuff up along the way.

Can’t say that my 2024 was a great one, but a new year is always a good point to reflect, renew, and start fresh! Lots of projects on the cards and exciting things to keep me going in 2025 (in my actual life as well as my online one!); I’m looking forward to it!

One of the most important realisations this year has been that if I don’t make time for myself, and for what I want to do, there is never going to be a time to do it. Waiting for the right moment is all well and good, but there are so many countless other things that can and do fill our time that that moment might never come if we don’t make it happen. And I’ve been probably guilty of deferring to that hypothetical “later” too often, to my own detriment, really. You live and you learn, even at my advanced, decrepit age (36 is a doozie, not sure I’d recommend it!).

But enough about little old me; however your 2024 did go, I hope your 2025 will be even better, and that all your hopes, projects, and dreams will bear fruit. You’ve got this! And if you need an ear, be it to celebrate or commiserate, I’m always happy to listen!

An illustration of three women standing with their back to the viewer; their bottom are crimson red and marked with cane strokes. One of them says "So, what are your resolutions for the New Year?", the second says "Not get in trouble so often, maybe?", the third says "You both said that last year... and the year before... and the year before that... and..."