IWD 2025

Happy International Women’s Day! May you get all that you deserve, and more besides 🙂

Despite the state of the world, I know that we can all keep pushing forward.

Love you all!

Happy New Year

Well, another turn around the sun, hey?

Life has that wonderful way of going up and down, left and right, tipsy-turvying its merry way as we all pretty much make stuff up along the way.

Can’t say that my 2024 was a great one, but a new year is always a good point to reflect, renew, and start fresh! Lots of projects on the cards and exciting things to keep me going in 2025 (in my actual life as well as my online one!); I’m looking forward to it!

One of the most important realisations this year has been that if I don’t make time for myself, and for what I want to do, there is never going to be a time to do it. Waiting for the right moment is all well and good, but there are so many countless other things that can and do fill our time that that moment might never come if we don’t make it happen. And I’ve been probably guilty of deferring to that hypothetical “later” too often, to my own detriment, really. You live and you learn, even at my advanced, decrepit age (36 is a doozie, not sure I’d recommend it!).

But enough about little old me; however your 2024 did go, I hope your 2025 will be even better, and that all your hopes, projects, and dreams will bear fruit. You’ve got this! And if you need an ear, be it to celebrate or commiserate, I’m always happy to listen!

An illustration of three women standing with their back to the viewer; their bottom are crimson red and marked with cane strokes. One of them says "So, what are your resolutions for the New Year?", the second says "Not get in trouble so often, maybe?", the third says "You both said that last year... and the year before... and the year before that... and..."

Work indiscretion

“Samantha? In my office please”

It wasn’t often that Samantha Parker —Sam to her friends and most of her colleagues— was called to her boss’ office, and the call from across the open-plan floorspace startled her.

The plump, 25 year-old brunette took her earbuds off, got up, blushing, and quickly trotted her way to her boss’ door, all the while trying to ignore the bemused and quizzing looks that people were giving her. Summoned into the principal’s office in front of the whole class, that was what it felt like.

She knocked on the door, despite it being open.

“You wanted to see me, Mr. Lawson?” she asked, timidly. She hadn’t done anything wrong, and her work had been as good as always, so why did it feel like she was in trouble? God she felt like an idiot. Have a bit of self-confidence, Sam! she told herself. If only it were that simple…

Mr. Lawson gestured for her to come in. “Close the door,” he added. She did as told, and approached the desk that was taking most of the space in the busy office.

“Have a seat, Samantha,” her boss said with another wave of the hand towards the furniture, and again she did as told. The chair was comfortable, if a bit small for her round behind. She crossed her hands on her lap, not knowing what to say. Several seconds went by. Mr. Lawson was looking away at his computer screen, the clicks of his mouse and the ticks of a clock that she could not see were the only sounds breaking the heavy silence.

Finally, with one last click, he turned to her, took his glasses off and pinched the brow of his nose. He looked at her, “Honestly, Samantha, I don’t know what to say.”

“A-about what, Sir?” Sam asked, worried. What was he on about? was she actually in trouble?

“You’ve been a good employee, very good record, good numbers…” Mr Lawson continued.

“Thank you sir…?” she said hesitantly. It did sound like there was a but coming…

“But,” he began —there it was—, “I don’t know what to make of this I.T. report I just got.”

“I.T., Sir?” Sam asked again, “I don’t really do I.T., I’m sure you know? I do marketing and—”

“I know what you do,” he interrupted, “But you do it all on company computers and phones, correct?”

“Well, yes…” Sam said, still unsure where this was going, though a knot of worry was forming in her belly.

“And you know it’s all monitored, yes?” her boss asked, his gaze unflinching. The knot got bigger, tighter.

“Of course…” she said in a small voice. The pieces were starting to fall into place but surely there was no way that—

“Even the incognito windows in your browser… Yes…?” her boss pressed on, his piercing gaze unflinching.

Samantha blushed like she had never blushed before. Oh no, no, no, she thought, not the private windows… That was safe, right? Nobody could see that… surely? She opened her mouth to reply but nothing was coming out.

Mr Lawson sighed, “I think you’re beginning to see the issue?”

She closed her mouth and swallowed.

“‘Archive of Our Own’, is it?” he asked, “What a strange name for a website… They tell me here it’s… stories? Fan-fiction, whatever that is?”

Sam nodded, looking away. Mr Lawson continued, “But it’s not just any kind of stories you were reading during work hours, miss Parker, was it? More of the… Well, you know the kind.”

Again, all that Sam could do was nod shyly, looking down at the floor, blushing. She didn’t want him to list the various degrees of depravity that she enjoyed reading about. There were lots of tags that she enjoyed, none of which she would like to admit to, most of which revolving around discipline, punishments and naughty girls getting their comeuppance. How ironic, she thought.

But Mr Lawson was not done yet, to her great dismay. He looked back at his screen and scrolled down. “And then there is the matter of…” he took a deep breath, “Spanking-tube-dot-com?” He paused a moment, seemingly taken aback that the words had even left his mouth. He looked back at Samantha, who was squirming in her chair, all manners of thoughts racing through her head.

“Miss Parker?” he said.

“Yes…” she managed to squeak, still not looking up, “I’m… I’m sorry Sir…”

“You’re sorry,” he echoed.

She nodded, tears welling in her eyes. “I… I wasn’t thinking…”

“No, you clearly weren’t… You work in marketing, right? What do you think this does to your image, to your personal brand, so to speak?”

“Nothing good…” Sam said.

“Nothing good,” he echoed again.

“Are you… Am I getting fired?…” she asked, a few tears now rolling down her bright red cheeks.

“Misuse of company property is quite a serious offence…” he said, ominously.

Sam covered her mouth with her hand, holding back a cry.

“However,” Mr Lawson continued, “given the circumstances I think there is another way we can deal with this… indiscretion. Or indiscretions, plural, I should say…”

Sam finally looked up. “Anything, Sir, I’ll do anything!”

Her boss got up and cleared his throat, “Well then, I think it is fitting that given your… track record… you should see what all you’ve been reading is actually like. No?”

The cogs were turning in Sam’s head. “Do you mean…”

“A spanking, yes. Over my knees, right in this office,” he said, and instantly Sam felt a warmth spreading between her pressed legs. She chewed on her lip, her heartrate shot up, and she could have sworn her eyelashes futtered for an instant.

“Oh but, Sir…” she tried to plead, unconvincingly. What was there even to say? Please don’t punish my round, pale, deserving, naughty bottom, Sir? was probably not going to cut it, and it was all that she could think of right now.

“You can take it or go and pack your desk, Miss Parker. I think you are well-positioned to understand that there should be consequences to one’s actions, yes?”

Suddenly, all these stories, all the fantasy felt very real. A spanking, really? On her boss’ lap? That sounded like the premise of too many videos that she had stroked herself to. On company time, maybe, but that didn’t hurt anyone… Well, except her bottom, if they went through with it…

Her boss looked at his watch. “Well? What is it to be?”

“I… I—” Sam stammered.

“You’ve been naughty, haven’t you, miss Parker?” he said, and the way he said it, the little smile he was wearing betrayed how much he was enjoying this. Shit, she had fantasised about this exact scenario before. In fact, she had daydreamed about her boss’ large, callous hands taking her and—

“Y-yes…” she heard herself say,

“Yes who?” he said, sternly. Shit, shit, shit, he knew exactly what he was doing! Was he… was her boss a spanko?!

“Yes, Sir!” she said, as if they had done it a thousand times before.

“And naughty girls get punished,” Mr Lawson said. He was not asking.

“Yes, Sir,” she said again, feeling her breathing deepen and quicken. She felt the familiar warmth spreading now. She knew that she was as wet as she was ashamed. And she was very, very ashamed. “Will you s-spank me on my b-bare bottom, Sir?” she asked, looking up at him, simpering a little. This was all a game to him, wasn’t it? He knew what she wanted…

“Is there any other way?” he asked, moving his chair away from his desk and tapping his lap.

“No, Sir,” she said, smiling now, biting her lip. She got up and went to him. “Should I take it off now, Sir?” she asked, her hand on her hips, doe eyes looking sideways. Two could play that game.

“Don’t be so hasty,” he said, “we have all the time we need… We’re on company time”

And with a smile she lowered herself upon his lap for the punishment that she had dreamed of for a lifetime.

a man in a suit spanking a big bottomed girl over his knees. Her dress is pulled up, her underwear pulled down to her thighs and she is crying. Her bottom is a dark crimson and fully exposed. She is blushing and looking back.

Decisions, decisions

You were warned, weren’t you? You were told not to push it, not to cross the line. And what did you do?

Exactly, you went right over, trampled it, and had a little dance.

Yes, I know you’re dressed for it. Yes, it’s a pretty dress. What?

No, it doesn’t make it all better that you have cute lingerie underneath it. If anything, it makes it worse because instead of enjoying the night and playing later, now I have to punish you.

The guests? Well, I’m sure they can entertain themselves for a moment…

Ah, well, it’s not my problem if they hear, missy. You were warned and you decided to carry on being rude.

No, no, you had your chances. And when we’re done you’re getting right back to the party, with a smile and a very different attitude, is that clear?

Yes who?

That’s better…

Now, over my knees, let’s see how the lingerie looks with a bit of red…

an illustration of a woman in a fancy dress looking back at s over her shoulder. Her bottom is quite visibly red from a spanking and she is crying. She is pouting and still defiant.

Now, are we going to have a good night?

I see… Well, that tone is not going to do it, is it? I’ll give you one more chance to make the right choice: Are we going to have a good night?

You see, the sarcasm doesn’t help either. You can pout all you want, but—

All right, since it’s clearly what you want, go get the paddle. I didn’t think we’d need it again so soon after last time, but here we are…

Oh now you’re sorry? Well that’s not how it works, young lady. And if they didn’t hear it before, now you can be sure they will…

Négociations

«Tu m’aimes, Thomas ?

—Bah oui, je t’aime.

—Toujours ?

—Bien sûr, toujours.

—Même si je peux être une peste… ?

—Même si tu peux être une vraie chipie, oui…

—Euh, excuse-toi, non, pas ça; j’ai pas cinq ans.

—Ah bah vu ton attitude parfois…

—T’as de la chance que mes fesses soient déja en feu, sinon je te dirais ce que je pense là…

—Oui, vaut mieux que ça reste un mystère.

—C’est implicite, quand même?

—Oui oui, très implicite…

—Non parce que je peux la faire, genre, explicite si tu veux, hein.

—Et ta brosse à cheveux, elle est explicite ?

—Pff, t’es pas drôle, mon lapinou d’amour…

—Ah si, si, ma chipinette en sucre.

—T’es dégoûtant, Thomas.

—Et c’est pour ça que tu m’aimes, Julie

—C’est pas faux…

—Tu me fais un bisou ?

—P’têt…

—Comment ça, “p’têt” ?

—Bah j’ai des conditions, hein; les bisous ça se mérite…

—Il y a d’autres choses qui se méritent…

—Oh ! T’as vu l’état de mes fesses ? Je mérite des câlins et du chocolat.

—C’est ça ta condition pour un bisou ? Chocos et câlins ?

—Ça me paraît juste. Mais…

—Mais ?

—Avant les câlins, tu me fesses avec la brosse ?

—Embrasse-moi, et tu verras…»

A man holding a naked, well spanked woman in his arms. They look in love.

Stormtrooper

Sometimes, even in this day and age, you sit down and just put a random channel on. And wouldn’t you know, ITV2 was showing A New Hope. I’m always up for some Star Wars, and I hadn’t seen it in ages, so why not! And Stormtrooper do look awesome. So…

An illustration of a stormtrooper spanking a Jedi over the knee. The Jedi's pants and underwear are pulled down and her bottom is bright red from the spanking. She is exclaiming "Karabast!" and crying. There is a damaged lightsaber on the ground

Just a bit of fun ^^

Followers

an illustration of a young woman proudly showing her spanked derrière and stating that the viewer likes to see pictures of red, sore, spanked bottoms in their feed... She likes that

I know, I know, creation should be its own reward —and it certainly can be! If I’m perfectly honest, all that I draw and write is for my own enjoyment first, and there are many things that I have made that will never be shared. Believe me, it’s for the best.

As an aside, I am fascinated by people who will share every little doodle that they make, half-baked first drafts, bad ideas and failed attempts. I don’t think there is anything wrong with that, and I admire the courage, but I could never do it. looking back on old drawings or re-reading through some stories is painful as it is!

But! As self-serving as I am in my creations, I am very glad that other people get to appreciate them, engage with them, and find their own meaning in them. Or just jerk off to them. Or a mix of all of that! I am glad for every view, every comment, every share, and like, and criticism, follow, email, and compliment, and so many little interactions that I have had with so many of you over the years.

So thank you, thank you, thank you, dear reader, because even if I create things for myself first, I wouldn’t have kept going if it weren’t for you.

Much love,

–Kalidwen

Anniversaire

Pour quelqu’un qui sait bien ce qu’elle mérite

«Ah non, tu ne peux pas me punir aujourd’hui…

—Ah bon ?

—C’est mon anniversaire !

—Oui, et?

—Je fais c’que j’veux aujourd’hui !

—Non.

—Comment ça, non?

—Anniversaire ou pas anniversaire, les règles s’appliquent, Julie…

—Pfff… Les règles, j’t’en fou–ficherai, moi, des règles…

—… T’es belle quand t’es ronchon…

—C’est pas vrai…

—Si, si ; t’es belle quand tu boudes…

—J’boude pas, d’abord !

—Comment ça se fait que tu sois si belle, alors ?

—Pff… Tu veux dire que je suis belle que quand je boude?!

—Euh, non, c’est pas ce que—

—T’es vraiment gonflé, Thomas… Me dire que je suis moche, le jour de mon anniversaire !

—Mais non, je…

—Ah bah désolée d’être une souillon, hein, et de te dégouter… Le goût de mes lèvres doit être une torture à chaque fois que tu m’embrasses…

—…

—Un peu trop dramatique ?

—Un peu, oui, Julie…

—C’est l’émotion… Je suis une princesse très sensible, moi…

—Émotions ou pas, ça fait cinq minutes que tu devrais être sur mes genoux, la belle au bois grognant…

—Mais…

—Tu veux me faire croire que t’en rêves pas depuis ce matin ?

—Bah si, mais c’est plus drôle si je mérite, non ? Idiot, va…»

Et donc, juste avant que la main vengeresse ne s’abatte, elle a le sourire jusqu’aux oreilles. C’est son anniversaire, et elle a eu exactement ce qu’elle voulait.